500+ Funny Instagram Captions - When You Need a Good Laugh! (2024)

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Short Funny Instagram Captions

1. Sorry I have to hang up; reality calls.
2. Smile while you have teeth.
3. Seafood diet: When I see food, I eat it.
4. After Tuesdays, even the calendar says WTF!
5. I told my Wi-Fi signal to be strong.
6. Use common sense like deodorant!
7. Sleep VS. Surfing the net, which is the strongest?
8. I forgot to go to the gym today, it’s already 7 days in a row now.
9. I am so depresso without my espresso. ☕
10. How I wish I have a brain.
11. Do you see hashtags as waffles too?
12. How do you call an owl that is good in magic tricks? I think it’s Hoodini!
13. I am a ninja! Did you see me do that?! No? Exactly!
14. I tried following several diets but they did not follow me back so I unfollowed them.
15. Do you also feel that Friday feeling?
16. Make yourself harder to kidnap. Eat more, gain weight, and stay safe!
17. If you fall, the floor will always be there to for you.
18. I don’t care, I did it for the memories. It was worth it!
19. Giving you instructions is not a guarantee that you could handle me.
20. What do you call a thieving alligator? I guess it’s a Crookodile!
21. In life, when nothing goes right, go left!
22. If your life gets hard, then you have leveled up.
23. Did you know that I am good in bed? I can sleep all day!
24. Woah! Have you come all this way to see my photo? Then double tap!
25. I tried to act normal for once, but it was the worst minute of my life!
26. I can even believe myself when I safe I will be there in five minutes.
27. ‘Be there in five minutes’ means I just got out from bed.
28. Are you asking me if I do run? Of course! Running out of money, patience, and sleep!
29. Do wallets have free refills?
30. Netflix is my kind of marathon.
31. I want to get back with my ex…box 360.
32. Today I want to be as useless as the g in the lasagna.
33. What I need: Wi-Fi, Food, Bed.
34. I want to eat a snack, but I can be your snack too.
35. Good food is always a good mood.
36. I still do not have an excuse for what I have done, but I will find one.
37. If you think I’m great, wait until you know me.
38. I am not weird, and I’m just a limited edition.
39. Want to ride in an Ark? I Noah a guy…
40. Sorry I have to hang up; reality calls.
41. Smile while you have teeth.
42. Seafood diet: When I see food, I eat it.
43. After Tuesdays, even the calendar says WTF!
44. I told my Wi-Fi signal to be strong.
45. Use common sense like deodorant!
46. Sleep VS. Surfing the net, which is the strongest?
47. I forgot to go to the gym today, it’s already 7 days in a row now.
48. I am so depresso without my espresso. ☕
49. How I wish I have a brain.
50. Do you see hashtags as waffles too?
51. How do you call an owl that is good in magic tricks? I think it’s Hoodini!
52. I am a ninja! Did you see me do that?! No? Exactly!
53. I tried following several diets but they did not follow me back so I unfollowed them.
54. Do you also feel that Friday feeling?
55. Make yourself harder to kidnap. Eat more, gain weight, and stay safe!
56. If you fall, the floor will always be there to for you.
57. I don’t care, I did it for the memories. It was worth it!
58. Giving you instructions is not a guarantee that you could handle me.
59. What do you call a thieving alligator? I guess it’s a Crookodile!
60. In life, when nothing goes right, go left!
61. If your life gets hard, then you have leveled up.
62. Did you know that I am good in bed? I can sleep all day!
63. Woah! Have you come all this way to see my photo? Then double tap!
64. I tried to act normal for once, but it was the worst minute of my life!
65. I can even believe myself when I safe I will be there in five minutes.
66. ‘Be there in five minutes’ means I just got out from bed.
67. Are you asking me if I do run? Of course! Running out of money, patience, and sleep!
68. Do wallets have free refills?
69. Netflix is my kind of marathon.
70. I want to get back with my ex…box 360.
71. Today I want to be as useless as the g in the lasagna.
72. What I need: Wi-Fi, Food, Bed.
73. I want to eat a snack, but I can be your snack too.
74. Good food is always a good mood.
75. I still do not have an excuse for what I have done, but I will find one.
76. If you think I’m great, wait until you know me.
77. I am not weird, and I’m just a limited edition.
78. Want to ride in an Ark? I Noah a guy… 🐵🐘⛵
79. I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me?
80. Do you want to do marathons with me? On Netflix.
81. Never trust a dentist recommended product. Remember they make their money from unhealthy teeth.
82. I am not lazy, it’s just that I turned on my energy-saving mode.
83. Do you know what my second favorite F word? Friday is!
84. I was still normal yesterday,
85. Something magical happens when I lay on my bed; I remember everything I must do!
86. I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me?
87. Do you want to do marathons with me? On Netflix.
88. Never trust a dentist recommended product. Remember they make their money from unhealthy teeth.
89. I am not lazy, it’s just that I turned on my energy-saving mode.
90. Do you know what my second favorite F word? Friday is!
91. I was still normal yesterday,
92. Something magical happens when I lay on my bed; I remember everything I must do!

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Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram

93. Let’s sing: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas…
94. What makes Christmas a WINNER? Wine + Dinner!
95. It’s been month that I have been dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out. Then I think I’ll drink the red instead.
96. Being good for goodness’ sake was not enough motivation.
97. Being related to me is the only gift you will get this Christmas.
98. Calling all the jingle ladies.
99. Dear Santa, I think I have been good all year round. All the time. But, sometimes, you know.. Uhmm.. Nevermind, I will just buy my own stuff.
100. Loving every minute that my name is on the naughty list.
101. Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
102. Santa, can you please let me explain? It’s not too late right?
103. Everytime you say ‘blizzard’, we think of Dairy Queen.
104. I think I belong in the Santa’s Naughty List.
105. Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.
106. I hope that Rudolph will eat the Naughty List.
107. Hey Santa, am I too late to ask for a sorry?
108. I wish Santa would be giving common sense this Christmas. But, too bad, you cannot gift wrap common sense.
109. I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.
110. This is FEAST MODE!
111. Rock my Christmas socks!
112. Wait, let me take an elfie. 🤳🏽
113. Happy Holladays everyone!
114. Can I say Happy Holiyays?
115. You have to sleigh it this holiday.
116. Sleigh the holiday.
117. They are finding where the Christmas spirit is. I pointed them to the liquor cabinet. Did I do the right thing?
118. Keep you friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases closest!
119. I have no idea why I don’t want to take down my Christmas lights yet. Maybe they just look good on the pumpkin.
120. You can leave you Christmas lights up until January.
121. Friends and christmas lights are the same. Some are broken. Others are not just working. And there are those who can light up your life whole year round.
122. What did the holiday ornament say to another? ‘I love to hang out with you all the time.’
123. She totally sleighed it!
124. Christmas allows you to sit happily in front of a dead tree and eat some candy from your socks.
125. Santa, can we take an elfie together?
126. Single bells, single bells, single all the way.
127. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
128. Holiday Reminder: The Grinch never hated Christmas. He hated people, which is totally acceptable.
129. I’m going to put my photo on top of the Christmas tree because I’M A STAR!
130. This is the season of overeating. Fah lah lah lah lah lah lah lah lah…🎼🎶🎵
131. Santa can you please define the word ‘nice’ so I know how to avoid being on the Naughty List next year.
132. What do you call a singing elf? A Wrapper!
133. Will you be ho-ho-ho-me for Christmas?
134. My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
135. Funny couple captions for instagram
136. I hope someday someone is going to look at me like I’m the best thing in the world because this guy right here thinks that I’m the weirdest one.
137. Gonna thank Tinder for leading me to you.
138. You are now my emergency contact.
139. I swiped right, now it is for life.
140. I still love you even when there are time when I wanted to kill you using a pillow in your sleep ‘coz you snore a lot.
141. I love having a boyfriend. Now, I have someone who is so good at killing spiders.
142. I am happy to be your big spoon.
143. Does the statement ‘I need you more than I need air’ means he/she is willing to die for you?
144. Nothing much to see here. Just two weirdos who are deeply in love with each other.
145. Me and my boyfriend will put Hershey’s out of business of how sweet the two of us are.
146. I know she is not perfect, but good thing she is not from my hometown.
147. Thanks for putting up with me when I’m hungry.
148. This love is not love at first sight. But, luckily it turned out to be okay.
149. I love you more than tacos and pizza, but you do not understand how much is that.
150. This little pup followed me home. Should I keep him?
151. Our relationship is the real epitome of love and madness.
152. We go along lng apple and pie, or peanut butter and jelly.
153. This is my favorite person to text 143 times a day.
154. Sticking forever like super glue.
155. Funny instagram captions for friends
156. How do you define the word “Friends”? They are the people who love to borrow your books and would set wet glasses on them before they return them to you.
157. Be careful not to hurt my friend. I can make your death look like an accident.
158. I am not the only one who’s weird; it’s “WE.”
159. I think of friendship as a bra. It provides you comfort and support and is close to your heart. 😅
160. They say life is short; I say so am I. 😆
161. I swear not to make my friends lonely, so I keep annoying them.
162. Life seems to be better when you laugh it out with friends.
163. I hope you will never get tired of laughing and making fun of me.
164. If you still don’t have an annoying friend, maybe it’s you!
165. As time goes by, your friendship gets tight together with your jeans.
166. Real friends do not find some of your jokes offensive and don’t get offended easily. What they do is they smile and tell you something more offensive.
167. Having a best friend is the only therapy you need.
168. At first, I was like an angel– innocent and pure. Then, this bitch came into my life.
169. Best friends are the ones who will pick you up when you fall. Just let them finish their laugh first.
170. Friends will never let you commit crazy things…all by yourself!
171. I think I found friends with a mental disorder. And, it’s priceless!
172. Best friends and good friends are different from each other. Good friends will let you share their umbrella, but best friends will steal it from you and let you run after them.
173. A true friend is the one who will stay with you when the rest of the world is nowhere to be found.
174. A friend is someone who loves you despite knowing everything about you.
175. My best friend is like a box of chocolate. They are the best remedy whenever I have a terrible day.
176. Friendship is when you are both annoying to each other.
177. Best memories always come from my friends’ bad ideas.
178. I was hoping you would not listen to me and my friend’s weird conversation. You might conclude that we are fit the be put in a mental hospital.
179. Happiness is doing weird stuff with my best friend.
180. I will go wherever my friends go, but not to heaven. You will not find any of my friends there.
181. True friends don’t judge each other, and they judge people together.
182. God knew our mothers couldn’t manage us as sisters, so he made us best friends.
183. Despite not having a lover, a lady can still exist without her best friend.
184. Friends and coffee are a match made in heaven.
185. Your best friends are the real secret keeper. They can keep your secret longer than an hour!
186. I promise that I will never keep my best friends lonely. So I keep on disturbing them.

Prom Instagram Captions Funny

187. Keeping my head, heels, and standards high this prom.
188. I said yes to the prom dress.
189. We are going to follow the call of the disco ball.
190. Double trouble on the dance floor.
191. Wearing these dancing heels should count as a superpower.
192. Just keep calm and think prom.
193. Prom first. Think later.
194. I am going out of the ballroom without friends.
195. Get out of the way ‘coz I will shine, baby.
196. You will not need some dancing lights because I can light up the ballroom brightly.
197. We will create crazy memories tonight.
198. I am too glam to give a damn.
199. Life is short. Wear your party dress and slay!
200. Dance now, overthink later.
201. I want good music, great friends, bright lights, and late nights.
202. Dance like no one’s watching.
203. My friends and I are going to slay this prom.
204. Friends who slay together, stay together.
205. Dance like no one’s watching. Because they aren’t. They are all checking their phones.
206. I know love cannot be as perfect as you expect it to turn out, but, this prom, your dress can be.
207. I do not aim to be the prom queen, but I will make sure I will be the dancing queen.
208. I PROMise you this will not be the last photo I will post tonight.
209. I did not choose the glam life, and the glam life wants me.
210. Prom is more fun when you wear your best gown.

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Funny Graduations Instagram Captions

211. I went instantly from undergrad to unemployed.
212. “I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.” – The Office
213. “I graduated, so now I’m like all smart and stuff.” – Unknown
214. “What, like it’s hard?” – Legally Blonde
215. Straight outta College!
216. It’s time for me to take a nap.
217. Thanks, Nike. I just did it.
218. Call me a chemistry cylinder because I am graduated.
219. School is out FOREVER!
220. I woke up like this. Nahhh, just kidding, it took me four years HAHA!
221. Beauty, Brains, and a Bachelors degree!
222. This is the part where I must sell myself. Pick me. Hire me. Oh, please… Choose me.
223. Is this party time or nap time?
224. It was worth the B.S.
225. Welcome to Full-time Adulting!
226. I am not stopping until I’m proud.
227. My skills have to pay the bills.
228. Graduation: Smart people wearing stupid hats.
229. Does B.S stand for Bll Sht?
230. I can feel one degree hotter in here.
231. Ms/Mr. Smarty Pants has graduated finally! – Big Whoop!
232. I’ve got the skills to pay my bills.
233. Just finished the easiest part of my life.
234. Mastered it already!
235. P.H.D means piled higher and deeper.
236. Can I say OMG — Oh My Grad!
237. I’m doing whatever comes next.
238. I think this tassel is not worth the hassle.
239. I would like to thank my Mom, Dad, and of course coffee, for helping me finish school.
240. Did you see that? I will not be doing it again.
241. At this point, I have no idea what to do next.
242. What am I doing with my life?
243. I’m out of college. I spent all my money. I can see no future, don’t know how to pay rent.
244. I’m currently smiling as I wear this graduation suit but the future after this seems scary.
245. Con-grad-ulations!
246. Funny easter instagram captions
247. Wishing you a Hoppy Easter everyone!
248. Smile and be hoppy!
249. Filling this Easter basket full of hoppiness.
250. Spending this Easter with my Peeps.
251. Be a good egg.
252. I want to spend this Easter with some-bunny special.
253. You are super egg-stra.
254. You made this holiday egg-stra special.
255. May you have an egg-cellent Easter.
256. I’m a cute chick and she’s a cute bunny.
257. I will spend the easter with the cutest chicks I know.
258. Can I give this chick some bunny kisses?
259. Wishing everyone an egg-stra special Easter!
260. What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an ‘i’ where the ‘t’ is.
261. Spending Easter with the cutest chicks I know.
262. Do you know that some-body loves you.
263. Every-bunny needs love this spring
264. You are a cute chick, you know that.
265. Do you want to live a life in full bloom?
266. Without you, I’d go off the Peep end.
267. Spreading some bunny kisses and Easter wishes.
268. I want to spend this easter with somebody special.
269. pending my Easter with the best Peeps.
270. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
271. This guy right here is a total chick magnet.
272. I hope you are hoppin’ a good Easter folks!
273. There are a yolk of egg puns today!
274. Omg! I carrot even!
275. Are you egg-cited for this spring?
276. I think it is better to use the eggs-press lane today.
277. What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an ‘i’ where the ‘t’ is.
278. Some-bunny might want to give me some chocolates.
279. Hey, old yolks! How’s your Easter?
280. Are you egg-cited about this holiday?
281. Yolks on you!
282. Funny hiking captions for instagram
283. Take it easy and leaf you worries behind. 🍃
284. Hey, birches wanna hike with me? 🤔
285. We are doing main-stream activities.
286. Which do you prefer? Come up hill or high water?
287. I would never take hiking for granite.
288. I am wandering where the WiFi is weak.
289. You cannot use the word “lost” when I am just “exploring.”
290. Speechless with the view (and breathless, too!).
291. Let’s go trail mix and hill. ⛰
292. I hope that this trail will lead me somewhere.
293. Are you looking for scenic views? I am the view.
294. Wait, I just lost my terrain of thought.
295. The best way to avoid people is hiking.
296. The map made the trail so flat. I do not get it!
297. Are you feeling pine? 🌲
298. Hiking hair, don’t care!
299. I would instead enjoy sunsets on the hill than Netflix and chill.
300. This hike peaked my interest.
301. I would rather lose my things on this hike than my friends and GPS!
302. Whatever the question is, hiking is my answer.
303. What I love about camping is that it’s in tents.
304. Learn to leaf your worries behind.
305. I am feeling peaky!
306. What are you in a hurry for? Don’t you Everest?
307. We are choosing hiking boots than heels today.

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Funny Dog Captions for Instagram

308. Did you have a ruff day?
309. I want to eat some pupperoni pizza.
310. Going mutts about you.
311. I can feel some big dog mom energy.
312. This is girl is so mutts about you.
313. I wil howlways love you.
314. This puggle is real.
315. I am paws-itively perfect in every way.
316. Let’s give this pup a round of a-paws.
317. Do not worry I love you fur real.
318. My dalmation is always trying not to be spotted.
319. This friendship is the most ulti-mutt one!
320. Thank you fur the memories.
321. I love you always and furever.
322. I woof you so much!
323. I am so proud of this friendship because it is furreal!
324. Big mutts don’t lie.
325. I ruff you big time.
326. Dachshund through the snow…
327. Raise the woof!
328. Are we furreal?
329. Living the pug life.
330. Belly rubs for days.
331. I labradore you.
332. Don’t you know how much I labradore you.
333. I am giving you a paw power!
334. I’m here on top of the woof, can you see me?
335. Please stop, I am keeping myself away from the pup-arazzi.
336. Loving you is the leashed I can do.
337. Dachshunds love to sit in the shade. They’re such hot dogs.
338. My dog really beagles my mind sometimes
339. It’s raining today, so keep an eye out for poodles
340. Don’t stop retrieving!
341. I spend mastiff my time sleeping, and the rest eating
342. Just pug-get about it.
343. I don’t really like melon, I’m more of a happy collie
344. This pup is working for belly rubs and treats.
345. I am going mutts about you.
346. Life would be ruff without you by my side.
347. Pawlease stay away with me.
348. This dog is a criminal. He stole my heart.
349. How I wish dogs know how to use smartphone so I could text mine.
350. Beware of this thief dog. He will steal some hearts.
351. Labracadabrada! I’m a magician
352. Do you know what are my kind of people? Dogs!
353. I’ll steal your heart like I steal the side of your bed.
354. When life is ruff, just say ‘woof’!
355. My favorite person is my dog.
356. This dog owns the house but I pay the bills.

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Funny Instagram Captions for Selfies

357. I don’t know why these days, only mosquitoes find me attractive.
358. Flaunting the Gucci bags under my eyes. 👀
359. I’m in shape; round shape.
360. Am I born with it, or it’s just a filter?
361. Felt cute. Won’t delete it later
362. Just drop a new single! Ooops, I dropped myself.
363. My stomach is FLAT with a silent L.
364. This hairstyle is called “I Tried”.
365. Do you know what makes short people unique? The awesomeness within them is concentrated!
366. A selfie a day keeps my depression away.
367. Is this photo a dream? ‘Coz I look so good!
368. This guy right here is a selfie lord. Bow down before you king!
369. Some say that looks are not everything but I just carry them with me just in case.
370. They say that real men do not take selfies. Isn’t it ironic?
371. I’m putting my worst face forward so that when I post a selfie later, you’ll all be amazed at how much I’ve changed.
372. Don’t you know that vanity is the new trend.
373. Will you still remain classic in the world full of trends?
374. Do not let your eyes be blinded by my beauty or handsomeness.
375. Vanity is the new sexy.
376. Do you want to see my guns?
377. This a pic of me acting like an idiot.
378. I juts want to flex everything in Instagram.
379. Who’s the good boy? It’s me, of course!
380. I am sunshine mixed with a little dash of hurricane. Hope you can handle me.
381. The stress do not go well with my outfit.
382. I choose to be a donut in the world jampacked with bagels.
383. I am a princess who does not need her own prince.
384. Hey, don’t cry. Just so you know, it’s not nice to walk backwards while upset.
385. Some people grow up but I decided to glow up.
386. I carry on as if everything is great, but my sock is actually coming off inside my shoe.
387. My dog dared me to have a selfie.
388. Do not blame me please the cat made me do this. I swear!
389. I want to tell you that I’m sexy. I know you can’t see it because it’s hidden inside my fats.
390. Are you lacking some vitamin ME? Here you go!
391. Say cheeeeeese…sticks!
392. I believe that this selfie believes in me.
393. I want to sent this selfie to NASA because I am one of the stars!
394. For the next seven months, you won’t see me take another selfie like this.
395. Funny birthday captions for instagram
396. “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” — Betty White
397. It’s better to choose to level up than to get older.
398. I am sassy since birth, getting sassier as my age increases.
399. It’s sherbert day, shawty!
400. Wishing you a birthday filled with Facebook greetings from persons you don’t know or talk to.
401. Enjoy your day! You feta have a gouda birthday!
402. Fun fact: Do you know that people you have more birthdays live longer?
403. Make you birthday a tea-rrific one!
404. “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.” — Jo Brand
405. X years ago, on this day, a queen was born.
406. “Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what the hell happened.” — Cora Harvey Armstrong
407. Wishing you goodness on your birthday. I hope that life will be a piece of cake.
408. Turnip the beet it’s my birthday!
409. Oh no! Another birthday? No prob-llama! Let’s celebrate!
410. Another year of being more incredible.
411. The cheesiest caption I could find on my birthday is this: May you have a grate birthday today!
412. Do you know what I wish on my birthday? To be a dog or a shellfish I guess.
413. I hope people will still remember my birthday even if Facebook did not exist.
414. Funny sarcastic Instagram captions
415. I’m happy that out of my 99 problems, having a wrong angle is not one.
416. Confidence Level: Kim Kardashian.
417. This is not sweat, dear. This is sparkle.
418. I would rather be a savage than an average.
419. Calling Bob the Builder or Fix It Ralph to fix my attitude. 😂
420. When you laugh, laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
421. Common sense is like deodorant—the people who need it most never use it.
422. I have this Friday feeling on a Monday morning. What a shame!
423. You laugh last ‘coz you did not get the joke.
424. I am the “pro” to procrastinating.
425. I would rather say that this is a selfie rather than narcissism HAHA ‘coz it’s easier to spell.
426. Are marathons on Netflix can burn fats?
427. I won’t quit, but I will cuss the whole time.
428. If you don’t like me, you don’t have to. I am not a Facebook status.
429. Flaunting your cleavage will not make you stunning.
430. Always classy and sassy, never trashy.
431. I feel like Instagram nowadays is turning into a modeling agency.

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Funny Pumpkin Captions for Instagram

432. You can laugh at my autumn joke but be careful not to fall for it.
433. Don’t slip and fall on a pumpkin today. Put your gourds up!
434. Awwtumn…how cute is this season?
435. Did you know that the har-vest is the most common vest people wear during the autumn season?
436. Please do not leaf me alone after I fall.
437. It’s time for spice, spice baby!
438. Don’t chai to make me fall.
439. Did you hear the joke about the crow? It’s so funny; it will leaf you laugh.
440. How can fall mend your wounds? Through a pumpkin patch!
441. Resting witch face 🧙🏽‍♀️
442. This season will be fa-boo-lous.👻

Funny Valentines Instagram Captions

443. All I need is love and chocolates.
444. The My Valentine’s date is cuter than yours. The Roses are red. Violets are blue.
445. If our ship sinks, I will share my door with you.
446. I am so happy that we both swiped it right.
447. So great that I become your meal from being a snack.
448. I love every pizza, like every pizza you.
449. “It’s a love story, baby. Just say yes.” —Taylor Swift
450. I love you even if there are times that I’m hangry!
451. I Love you with all of my butts. I would say ‘heart,’ but my butt is bigger than my heart.
452. Why will I choose to fall in love if I can fall asleep?
453. Happy Day-Before-Cheap-Candy-Day to all who celebrate.
454. I am happy to celebrate Valentine’s with my true love: food.
455. Does anybody know where the cheapest place to buy a dozen red roses is?… asking for a friend.
456. “You’re my lobster.” —Friends.
457. Super excited that candies will be 50% off tomorrow.
458. I love you, my true love (Pizza).
459. They say follow your heart, and I did, but it led me to the fridge.
460. “Three things can’t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.” – Yiddish Proverb.
461. I am loving myself 100% today.
462. I love the wine you are with.
463. Sorry, I am busy. I’m already in a relationship with champagne.
464. If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.

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Funny Nature Captions for Instagram

465. Even the leaves fall for your beauty.
466. I am keeping this natural.
467. In all things of Nature, there is something marvelous.
468. Going the extra mile ‘coz it is never crowded.
469. Nature is the best medicine for humankind.
470. Nature takes my stress away.
471. Spring is Nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’.
472. Let’s cardio and breathe the fresh air.
473. A rolling stone gathers no moss.
474. Nature – is cheaper than therapy.
475. I wish my eyes could take photos.
476. What is life but one grand adventure?
477. Want to conquer yourself, and surpass the snowy hills?
478. Camping hair, don’t care.

Funny Travel Instagram Captions

479. I’m sorry if you can’t keep up with where I am; I’m too eager to explore.
480. Vacation mood: on.”
481. Someone told me to ‘take a hike,’ so I did.
482. If traveling was free… bye.
483. Do not let vacation wait. It’s bad manners, don’t be rude.
484. Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
485. Girls just wanna have sun.
486. I’m getting used to wearing flip flops everywhere. It’s a dangerous place to be. Next thing you know, I’m gonna show to a board meeting in sandals.
487. Keep palm and carry on. 🌴
488. Young traveler woman with luggage walking across sky bridge in the city, Summer holiday vacation and…
489. SHUTTERSTOCK
490. Nothing about this trip is plane.
491. Sandy hair, kind of care. Actually, nvm, I don’t care.
492. I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree.
493. Shell yeah.
494. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel brochure.
495. “Jet lag is for amateurs.” — Dick Clark
496. You don’t like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able. .🍃🌿
497. No WiFi out here, but I found a better connection.. “Alexa, play the piña colada song. 💃🏽
498. Get ready, (jet)set, and go.
499. May the forest be with you.
500. What did the river say to the hiker with the clunky boots? WATER THOSE?! 💧🌊
501. Work, save, travel, repeat.
502. “Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead!” – Hostelgeeks
503. I want to travel the world but my bank account says it’s better if I will just have a walk in the park.
504. Tropic like it’s hot.
505. Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine. Why woodn’t I be?

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