Here are 80 valentines pick up lines for her and flirty valentines rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about valentines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your valentines rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny valentines pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty valentines joke for a great chat response.
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A good Valentines pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !
Happy Valentines Day.
Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!
I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....
How you doin'?
The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Will.
Will who? Will be my Valentine?
If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.
Is your name Jill? ‘Cause I’d sure like to be your Valentine.
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Short and cute valentines pickup lines to impress a girl
Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about valentines are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.
If I had 3 wishes, ii'd wish...ii'd wish...
ii'd wish you were mine.
The only sweet thing I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!
Hey girl, you've made my kill list.
I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.
I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.
No Leon, just because it’s Valentines does NOT mean you can stick it up the WONG hole.
Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.
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Cheesy valentines Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
For Valentine's Day,
I'll give you my arc!
Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey's out of business!
Valentine's Day is tomorrow.Will you be my date to mass?
Jill Valentine: I’ll always be your valentine.
I’m gonna keep it real with you,
I’d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we don’t have time for that. So what’s up? ;)
Can I get your name?
Yes, Will... You be my Valentine?
Want you more than toilet-paper
Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine
Hey honey
Be my valentine?
(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")
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Funny valentines Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder
Try using funny and charming Valentines conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.
Roses are red and violets are blue
Will you be my valentine?
Cause I want you.
Never had the courage to ask you out on Valentine's...
So, Will you be my quarantine partner for Corona time?
Rooks are five. Queens are nine.
Will you be my valentine?
(5 + 9 = 14)
ValentinesDay
Tell them
you are my one and only valentine the other's can wait in line ;)
Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?
Do you believe in love at first sight,
or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
Any for a Katie
Her nickname is Valentine
Roses are red...i am gonna tell the truth
Let's go on a date... otherwise, i will r**... you in a phone booth....
How about for Valentine's we put some Hershey's between your hips ...
And I eat a box of chocolates
Would you like to be my Valentine?
Hot damn...what was my pickupline
For Valentine's, get a girl some flowers
Cauliflowers!
Are you a Valentine’s Day card?
Cause I just wanna open you up and put all my love inside.
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Clever valentines Pickup Lines for Bumble
Using good and clever Valentines hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.
"Roses are red... Violets are fine... This valentine will you be mine?"
Too early for this. But here ya go xD
You have a higher chance of getting flowers on Valentine’s Day if you die on February 13
Let’s change that
I know that its not valentines day
But I want you to be valen-mine-bae
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else except u this Valentine’s Day.
Hey baby are you good at math?
I was wandering if you would y=mx+b my valentine
Hey baby are you good at math?
I was wondering if you’d help me with y=Mx+b my valentine?
Halt! Valentine, your cuteness does not compute!
Roses are red, you're smile is the most divine...
I'm not good at rhyming so let's get to the bottom line, will you be my Valentine?
Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
Happy Valentine's Daaaaaaaayum.
I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
I choo-choo-choose you.
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Smooth valentines Pickup Lines To Get Her Number
Using these smooth Valentines pickup lines make her give you her number.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I'll be your "alentine" for now, you'll need to give me the "V" after dinner.
Is that a cherub in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have weirdly shaped pants?
R U Mine? *Start blasting Arctic Monkeys*
Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff. All my base are belong to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your booty is fine, let's hang out.
Sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolats for valentines day but if you want something sweet and smoot I'm right here.
The only sweet I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!
The only thing you gave me this Valentine's Day was a cavity.
They can't fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.
This Valentine's Day, let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
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Flirty valentines Pickup Lines To Use on Guys
These flirty Valentines pick up lines are made to get him interested.
Tonight's menu: Chocolate, candy hearts and you.
Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?
When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine's Day movie.
You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces... just like aWhitman's Sampler.
You know what's on the Valentine's Day menu? Me-n-u.
You're like a Valentine's candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Once you go cupid, the rest are just s**...!
Dear contributor, Thank you for submitting your Valentine... We regret to inform you that it does not suit our present needs.
Would you like to try my home made Valentines for the love of your life.
If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine's gift to you.
Toi-let me be your valentine would be the greatest honor.
B-spline my valentine?
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Cringe valentines Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend
Excuse me, you just dropped something — my jaw.
Be my valentine! Yes You Can
Please brie my valentine.
St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day with beer, so let's drink to love.
Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates or me?
Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt for Valentine's Day.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
Did you put Snickers in your valentines? Because you satisfy me.
Did it hurt? When you got shot by cupid's arrow.
Coffee, tea or love potion number 9?
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In Conclusion
Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Valentines love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Valentines chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.
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